Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.
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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

0 j% S# o4 O1 I# nQuestion : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer : " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea"
" t8 |0 k2 e( ]& Z* H/ j% BQuestion : "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : "white"
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
" q$ p$ @' J/ W0 B  B/ K1 ~' M  aAnswer : "With milk"
Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please.
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
' a# I' w0 K' f. P/ \" R1 j+ `Answer : "Cane sugar"
# W0 ^: X- z- H/ K1 v4 y* nQuestion : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
9 [: L3 i3 ~# m; M0 xAnswer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"