Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.
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9 Z8 ^: y. y6 Y2 UOnce while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

3 h& O; \& z( l' F3 S* w0 wQuestion : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer : " Tea please"
5 t$ V, C. |7 v8 U3 \Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
0 H  O1 c( f/ ~6 o. TAnswer : " Ceylon tea"
7 r1 E; d+ F; M; {Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
+ R+ o9 g1 E( y9 y% Z- `Answer : "white"
5 ^6 c; g( U: [! O' y6 G7 gQuestion : "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : "With milk"
# C& r* H% n! J5 KQuestion : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
* M* a8 c; {1 d6 A$ |Answer : "With cow's milk please.
( W3 l2 d. \% n1 p2 N+ v8 |2 c$ xQuestion : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
+ M- b# b' m% @3 o4 v' P- p- @Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
: X: F9 I2 v$ ^' v5 |3 D- dAnswer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Cane sugar"
Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
7 @6 S$ V$ C- uQuestion : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
/ {( T$ ~$ P5 ^  D$ s0 RAnswer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"