Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.
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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
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Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
( A! D' c. s& k4 BAnswer : " Tea please"
1 @4 P, L% G1 T3 H# C9 |Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
9 J. E8 g" j; o& C" ]" }. wAnswer : " Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
4 L, T! k- u1 i5 R- _. tAnswer : "white"
- ~0 O. U3 k; E& a  B+ s/ U: g  eQuestion : "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : "With milk"
8 S  l+ {$ P, I& u7 I0 GQuestion : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
: u" w4 m0 c) h4 S+ }. w- f2 x$ rAnswer : "With cow's milk please.
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
5 Z0 u0 p5 D! `" u2 R9 {% LAnswer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
" c! ^$ [: x5 a: {  _- x' wQuestion : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
4 I" X2 g3 A7 [+ A# Z# BAnswer : "Cane sugar"
Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
8 H5 }7 I: [$ R& A0 v, DAnswer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
& o& i6 E: y8 b) Z+ t' K( B$ Y1 KAnswer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"